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Appearance

EthnicityOther
National heritageEstonian
BuildBodybuilder
Height150 cm or shorter
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Pierced... but only ear(s), Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other
Health ConditionSpina bifida

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyConstruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual incomeSeeking support

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Movies, Sports, Reality shows, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsHorse Cabbage, 700 Club, Fun with Fruit, Insatiable Yearnings, Pickle Time, The Styrofoam Hour,
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Romance, Family, Horror, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesThat's Munching Herbert Raisin, Bet Juice Lee, Blew, Ted Would, Woodward Sausage Fingers, CoCo Mush-mush
Music typesCountry, Rap, Metal, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, I'm a recording artist, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
Favorite artistsStrangling Hamster, Spoon Chunk, Masta D-Lite-ful, The Carrot Theory, Bung, Bosco Wyle Project, yo-yo ma, Thunderbeat, Dj Flambe, Pharfal, Vigo & the vegemites, Fecal Christ
Reading selectionAnthology, Home & Garden, Horror, Religious, Sports, I don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksThe Bleeding Rainbow, How to Poo for 2, The Bum rap for Bundy, Careless Whispers: The George Michael Bio, Pop tart instructions, the Book of Krom, The Gnu: Natures Killer
Idea of funAir strikes on rebel strongholds in northern Syria kill dozens of people, activists say, leaving survivors digging through the rubble of flattened buildings to find bodies.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Sports, TV, Dancing, Religion, spirituality, Camping, Fishing, Gambling, Hunting

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Bully
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timePartying, Staying at home, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme sports, Playing dress-up
Always wanted to tryMilitias allied to Libya's army reportedly shelled the hilltop town from three sides, prompting clashes. The fighting came after the 50-day kidnap, shooting and torture in the town of one of the men credited with capturing Gaddafi last year.

Views

Political viewsVery conservative
ReligionOther
Attend religious servicesOnce a week
Goal in lifeInvent a new cheese