New here? Sign Up Have an account?

Tongo Anyone?

Star trek fans are passionate people. They're passionate about space, about the future, about the hope that we make it to the next century. I'm thrilled to see a site that finally lets them be passionate about...each other!

I love geeks. I think nerds are hot. Particle physics makes me horny. People who consume sci-fi and fantasy voraciously are generally good people and I want to find one of them to geek out with me on long winter nights in the forest. I do manage to find other more 21st century pursuits like architecture, cooking, and gardening but truth be told, I wish they'd hurry up and get those replicators and holodecks online.

While the logic of the Vulcans has great appeal and no one knows how to throw a good party like the Klingons, for me life as a Ferengi barkeep is the way to go. I fancy myself a great host and know how to keep people entertained (and earning me profit). The dabo wheel, the *very* private holosuites, the drinks...all mostly legal and pleasurable pursuits I say despite that nasty business a few years back with the FCA. *whispers* I have some very interesting holo-programmes if you're interested in something...shall we say...of an Orion slave girl nature. There are also always openings for qualified dabo girls at Quarks Bar, Holosuites, and House of Gaming *hands you a copy of 'Career Advancement Through Oomax'*

While you consider your options, know that I'm currently undercover as a human in the 21st Century (thanks to a small incident with a kemosite shipment). I've taken refuge in a place they call 'Canada' and will try to send a signal so you or my idiot brother Rom can come find me. I've told the locals that I'm an author and have managed to acquire a bit of what passes for currency around here. Not even a drop of latinum! It's all paper and ink with only a few cheap metals like gold as coins. Perhaps I'll start a bar here while I wait for you to find me. These humans are SO gullible. I wonder if I can teach them the rules of Tongo?

Hurry up and get here already. This primitive culture is driving me insane!

Sign Up 100% FREE to Get In Touch

Join Free Now


EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageCanadian
BuildA few extra pounds
Height6' 1" (185 cm)
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureLegs
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Job TitleAuthor and Aspiring Space Station Bar Owner

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsI watch downloaded Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Documentaries, UK Gardening, Architecture and Home Improvement shows, and a whole host of other geek media. Broadcast television otherwise is rubbish filled with adverts and I checked out of 'mass media' years ago.
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Comedy, Documentary
Favorite moviesAnything with 'Star' in the title, Tolkien, Shawshank, Bond, Waking Ned name a few of thousands on my drives.
Music typesClassical, Jazz
Favorite artistsLouie Armstrong, Ella, Bach, Rat Pack...I have a mind-bogglingly blank database when it comes to 'modern' music, i.e. anything recorded after 1955. My friends take great delight in making Beatles or Led Zeppelin references that pass right over my head.
Reading selectionAncient, Business, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Science, Science fiction, I'm an author
Favorite booksNo, really. I AM an author. Words are what I do. I read (and write) with wild abandon. Looking at a sample bookshelf from where I sit at the moment I see some Terry Pratchett, a complete Shakespeare, and the North American Field Guide to Mushrooms.
Idea of funA dinner party with a few select geeks. Smart people are so much more fun than the masses. Oh and wine. Obscene amounts of wine.

(ps. I happen to be vegetarian but don't let that scare you. I make a MEAN mushroom pizza. And all without a replicator!)
HobbiesReading, Games, Dining, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing cards, Computers


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorStrange
In High School I was a(n)Nerd
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Reading a book, Playing video games, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryBuilding a house on my own moon. I hear the land prices are quite reasonable in the Delta Quadrant.


Political viewsLibertarian
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo carve out my own slice of Risa here on this backwards planet. Oh, and to have a hot dabo girl at my beck and call. Perhaps a green chick from Orion too.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Flirtatiousness
Look for in a partnerLong hair and hands made for Oomax. And I suppose she should have a brain and laugh at my bad jokes too. I've been living among humans too long - I'm going all mushy.
On the first dateEat, drink, and be merry. And then make sure to get her to sign the contract before she reads the Ferengi print.